quick hitter <> dont get it

as usual ... i DONT GET IT ... this month's details magazine ... story about and photos of a-roid ... all done the very day before "this lady" from sports illustrated was going to tell the world all-world baseball superstar alex rodriguez had flunked performance enhancing drug tests ... he knew it was coming ... he also knows selena roberts is writing a book about him ... a-rod: the many lives of alex rodriguez ... where rumor says she will question his sexual orientation ... and yet he poses of his own free will kissing himself in a mirror ... like i said ... i dont get it

so i am reading the details article ... well written by jason gay ... get all the way to the 5th page ... four paragraphs from the end i read this

"damage control is all about pursuing the best of bad options," says eric dezenhall, a crisis-management expert who has reportedly advised clients like exxon-mobil and procter & gamble. "he's not a cuddly guy, and contrary to all that nonsense about spin doctors, you can't put in what god left out." for now, dezenhall prescribes humility and a little austerity: "no posing next to private jets and rolls-royces. no madonna. no strippers. no asinine behavior."

but posing stretched out on a sealy posturpedic ... lusting after oneself in a mirror ... that's ok ... still not getting it ... obviously neither is a-roid ... a-fraud ... a-cheat ... take your pick

clearly what this man has none of is common sense